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Diogo de Sousa Dantas  

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Journal Entry: Sun May 11, 2008, 6:41 PM
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: Smile.DK - Come Chameleon
  • Reading: Learning MySQL
  • Watching: Chinese Kirin dance
  • Playing: F.E.A.R
It all started during the coffee break at my job:

Me: Ok, friends. Everything is ready for the international stapler race. Gentlemen, start your engines!!! *makes a fart noise*

Job mate: *enters into the room* Prey i can't believe you took Carl's idea too seriously!!!

Me: Don't worry, buddy. I'll give your stapler latter :aww:

Job Mate: Never mind. You know, Charles de Gaulle was right. Brazil is not a serious country, judging by the intelligence of president Lulacompared to my daughter's.

Me: What's wrong? Pissed off because Flamengo (a Brazilian soccer team) got waxed by América on the Libertadores?.

Job mate: Besides that, let me tell you...

*beginning of flashback*
Job Mate: Daughter!!! you got 75 in Portuguese??? You used to get high grades than this!!!

Daughter: But dad...

Job Mate: No "but", you need to improve your Portuguese...
*meanwhile, his wife turned on the TV and president Lula was speaking*

Lula: The POBREM (not PROBLEM) of Brazil...

Job Mate: He said "POBREM"???

Daughter: Dad, i don't understand. You lectured me because i got 75 in Portuguese, but on the other hand our president speaks wrong!!

Job Mate: *speechless*

Daughter: Dad, if i quit studying do i have more chances of becoming a president?

Job Mate: *speechless*
*end of flashback*

Me: And what did you learn from that?

Job Mate: Simple. All i need is to turn off the TV everytime Lula will speak on MY TV!!!

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  • Current Age: 27
  • Current Residence: Rio de Janeiro | Brazil
  • Interests: Space, NASA New Horizons mission, "The Gargoyles Saga" Fanfic, non-human/anthro/Yiff yaoi
  • Favourite movie: All from Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Favourite band or musician: Roberto Carlos, Renato Russo, Beatles, Fat Family, Michael Jackson
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything, except pagode, sertanejo, axé (these 3 races should burn in hell)
  • Favourite artist: Anyone who is worthy of my DevWatch
  • Favourite poet or writer: Gregório de Matos Guerra, Álvares de Azevedo, Castro Alves, Gonçalves Dias
  • Favourite photographer: My father, although he is just an amateur
  • Favourite style or digital art: Spacescape, vector art, 3D rendered models
  • Operating System: [Linux] Fedora 8 + Slackware 12 (study purpose)
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod, Amarok
  • Wallpaper of choice: Spacescapes, 3D cars, shirtless female (especially non-human)
  • Favourite game: R-Type series, Legacy of Kain series, Unreal series, Doom 3, Quake 4
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC, GBA SP, Arcade
  • Favourite cartoon character: Brooklyn (Gargoyles), Ariana & Graeme (Brooklyn´s twin kids from The Gargoyles Saga)
  • Personal Quote: "If your star doesn´t shine, don´t try to fade out mine"
  • Tools of the Trade: Gimp

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*humanofprey:iconhumanofprey: 2 days 1 hour ago
You're welcome :smooch:
And happy Mother's Day :hug:

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=Opalseadragon:iconOpalseadragon: 2 days 14 hours ago Mood: Joy
Oops forgot to say thanks for the fav on Come Join Me :hug: Thanks :D

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=gucken:icongucken: Apr 28, 2008, 4:37:02 AM
thanks for the fav mate! :ahoy:

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*humanofprey:iconhumanofprey: Apr 27, 2008, 2:32:53 PM
You're welcome :manhug:
Keep up the nice work :thumbsup:

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*Raro666:iconRaro666: Apr 26, 2008, 11:24:10 AM Mood: Joy
Hey,,,

Thank you!!!!
Be care my friend

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~esme449:iconesme449: Apr 24, 2008, 5:05:40 PM Mood: Joy
Hi :wave:, thanks for all da comments X)!!
*humanofprey:iconhumanofprey: Apr 24, 2008, 12:07:25 PM Mood: Tender
De nada linda :smooch:
Gente talentosa como você merecem um lugar no meu FriendsList :)

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*Queen-Uriel:iconQueen-Uriel: Apr 22, 2008, 5:48:23 PM
Olá!
Muitíssimo obrigada pelos comentários maravilhosos que você me deixou... fiquei super feliz! =D

Que bom encontrar outro brasiliero aqui no DA. :hug:

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*emperpep:iconemperpep: Apr 18, 2008, 5:02:43 AM
thank you very much for the watch.:3

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=Opalseadragon:iconOpalseadragon: Apr 13, 2008, 5:37:49 AM Mood: Joy
Sorry forgot to say thanks for the fav on Blue Crystal Fairy :hug:

Blessings
Opal

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*scott2753:iconscott2753: Apr 7, 2008, 5:39:53 AM
Thanks for the add :XD:

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*humanofprey:iconhumanofprey: Apr 6, 2008, 11:09:14 AM Mood: Tender
Thank you very much!!
A thousand :smooch: for you :aww:

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~burnthewings:iconburnthewings: Apr 6, 2008, 8:47:31 AM
No problem, you're very talented.
Also, *SMOOOOCHES WITH HUGE LIPS*

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*scott2753:iconscott2753: Apr 5, 2008, 9:57:03 AM
;) :hug: :D

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*scott2753:iconscott2753: Apr 5, 2008, 5:44:42 AM Mood: Joy
Thank you so much for the :+fav: :XD:

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~Lilybellspics:iconLilybellspics: Apr 5, 2008, 3:26:48 AM
:giggle:

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