It all started during the coffee break at my job:
Me: Ok, friends. Everything is ready for the international
stapler race. Gentlemen, start your engines!!! *makes a fart noise*
Job mate: *enters into the room* Prey i can't believe you took Carl's idea too seriously!!!
Me: Don't worry, buddy. I'll give your stapler latter

Job Mate: Never mind. You know, Charles de Gaulle was right. Brazil is not a serious country, judging by the intelligence of president
Lulacompared to my daughter's.
Me: What's wrong? Pissed off because Flamengo (a Brazilian soccer team) got waxed by América on the
Libertadores?.
Job mate: Besides that, let me tell you...
*beginning of flashback*
Job Mate: Daughter!!! you got 75 in Portuguese??? You used to get high grades than this!!!
Daughter: But dad...
Job Mate: No "but", you need to improve your Portuguese...
*meanwhile, his wife turned on the TV and president Lula was speaking*
Lula: The POBREM (not PROBLEM) of Brazil...
Job Mate: He said "POBREM"???
Daughter: Dad, i don't understand. You lectured me because i got 75 in Portuguese, but on the other hand our president speaks wrong!!
Job Mate: *speechless*
Daughter: Dad, if i quit studying do i have more chances of becoming a president?
Job Mate: *speechless*
*end of flashback*
Me: And what did you learn from that?
Job Mate: Simple. All i need is to turn off the TV everytime Lula will speak on MY TV!!!
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